squashs:

rnotha-fucka:

walmarts:

whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant

are you sure about the ant part

yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking about

(via unfollovving)

lifeonforearth:

catgotchatongue:

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

is that guy dying in the background

Have you ever been in public bathroom

(via imsuchaweirdo)

jennyholzerwasright:

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

(via wandurlustforeigner)

spaciely:

i hope in november you look cute and get good grades

(via dyatlovpuffpuffpassincident)

pigarro:

eu gastei as últimas noites
pensando
em baixar uma legenda
pros seus olhos
me olhando assim

(em inglês,
because I like the way it sounds)